If you remember the last episode, my buddy Aurangzeb pulled a full Bollywood hero move — he drove all the way to Milton and trailered his Harley just so I could be comfortable on Canadian roads. This time the tables turned. Mir bhai, he said, enough pampering. You ride to me. Come to the farm. So I packed up Lil Munchly — Manchalee's Canadian cousin — geared up at sunrise, and hit the back roads toward the land of chickens, goats and Harley thunder.
140km to Tony Stark's Farm
The morning ride was pure bliss: rolling farmland, shady tree tunnels, smooth Ontario back roads — like riding through a National Geographic episode narrated by Morgan Freeman. Lake Ontario glimmered on one side, Hamilton shrank in my mirrors. After about 140 kilometres I rolled into Aurangzeb's kingdom, Lahore Farms near Fort Erie: acres of green fields, chickens acting like security guards, horses posing like influencers, and a cold storage under construction. Biker, farmer, businessman — basically Tony Stark with livestock. I half expected him to say, Jarvis, saddle my horse.
The Parkway and Two Well-Dressed Rebels
First stop, the Peace Bridge — Canada on one side, Buffalo USA on the other, and if you sneeze too hard Homeland Security might send you a letter. Then came the famous Niagara River Parkway: a road so scenic it should charge admission. River sparkling on the right, green canopy on the left, families picnicking, bikers cruising, the odd cyclist suffering. Picture perfect — until boom, roadblock. Bridge closed for construction.
Most people would turn back. Aurangzeb surveyed the situation like Bear Grylls on a Harley, waved me in, and we slipped through the barrier like two well-dressed rebels. Cars stuck, cyclists cheering, the RCMP somewhere quietly facepalming. Biker logic: it's blocked for cars, not for souls.
The wings were everything — spicy, tangy, crunchy, possibly illegal levels of flavor. By the end we looked like toddlers who fought a buffalo wing and lost.
Falls, Whirlpool and the Ice Cream Finale
Before the falls, Aurangzeb pulled into his top-secret lair — a wings joint he has sworn loyalty to. He knew the owner, so of course we got the royal treatment. Then the main event: Niagara Falls, roaring, misty, photobombing beauty. The Canadian Horseshoe Falls handles about 90% of the water flow; the US side gets the other 10%, probably with a waiver. We didn't pass once — we looped again and again, chasing every angle and every drop of mist. Cinematic chaos, the kind you dream about when you buy a GoPro.
Next, the Niagara Whirlpool, where the river takes a sharp 90° turn and forms one of the biggest natural whirlpools in the world. Jet boats take tourists inside it — a blender meets a roller coaster. I admired from a safe, dry, biker-approved distance. And the grand finale: the legendary Avondale Dairy Bar, serving ice cream from its own dairy farm since 1955. I ordered a double scoop and received something tall enough to need scaffolding. Easily the best ice cream of my life.
We said our goodbyes at the farm — two happy, tired bikers, bellies full of wings, hearts full of gratitude. The story started on the Forks of the Credit ride, and it ends with Lil Munchly's farewell ride. Canada on two wheels: absolutely dreamy.
⏱ Key Moments in the Video
- 0:09Last episode recap: Aurangzeb's full Bollywood hero move
- 1:39Rolling into Lahore Farms — Tony Stark with livestock
- 2:10Peace Bridge: Canada on one side, Buffalo USA on the other
- 2:37Roadblock! Two well-dressed rebels sneak through
- 3:10Aurangzeb's top-secret wings joint
- 3:36Niagara Falls — looped again and again and again
- 5:10Avondale Dairy Bar: a double scoop that needs scaffolding
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