This ride, on the 6th of July with GS Nation UAE, went to a new place called the Farfar Mountains. I have no idea why it's called that — in Urdu, farr-farr is the sound of revving a fast-moving vehicle — but whoever named it clearly understood the assignment. It's 4:45am, most of the UAE is asleep, and we're wide awake at a gas station outside the city, fueling up for a ride straight into the unknown.

A Convoy of Dreamers Chasing Gravel

With engines purring and headlights slicing the darkness, GS Nation rolled out — a convoy of dreamers chasing gravel, not glory. And by the way, whoever said adventure starts where the road ends clearly never rode with us. We started while the sun was still trying to punch in for work, glided through the beautiful roads toward the east, and arrived at the Farfar Mountains: not a single peak but a series of short, sharp ridges, valleys and gravel trails dashing around each other like cousins at a wedding.

Our off-road dance began with a gentle climb, but the terrain got sassy fast — loose gravel, steep descents, unexpected humps, and one or two overconfident revs by yours truly. Enter Karthik and Rajesh, the GS masters: calm, composed, watching our lines like off-road therapists. They weren't just riding; they were teaching, guiding, and making sure nobody did an unplanned somersault. There were a few oops moments, some tyre spins, some near-falls, and one GoPro — mine — that captured more sky than scenery for a good one minute. But that's basic off-roading: if you don't almost fall once, did you even ride?

Everything happening on my bike was being transmitted to my wife's phone. Speeding alerts. Unexpected tilts. A live dot in the middle of nowhere. First thing on the to-do list: uninstall the damn app.

The Great Chigee App Betrayal

Here's the comedy subplot. While testing my Chigee AIO-6, the app wasn't working on my Android — so I'd installed it on my wife's iPhone for testing. And forgot to uninstall it. Which means every speeding alert, every alarming tilt angle, and my live location in unmarked terrain was streaming directly to her phone. The Farfar trails aren't mapped as roads, so as far as her app was concerned, her husband was lost in a void. She called mid-ride asking for my whereabouts while I tried to explain that I was technically not lost. You cannot let your wife keep a live eye on you. Big mistake. Huge.

The Loop Home

On the way back we didn't retrace our steps — we blazed a second gravel road that looped around to reconnect with Khor Fakkan Road. Rougher, longer, totally worth it. We hit the main road dusty, sunburnt and smiling: another adventure logged into the MotoMoku chronicles. While the great explorers of YouTube cross continents, I'm exploring my small little world within the UAE — and honestly, between dawn starts like this one and GS Nation's Kalba ride, this small world keeps delivering. Let winter come; the longer trips are waiting.

⏱ Key Moments in the Video

  • 0:254:45am fuel-up — the city sleeps, we ride
  • 1:08Welcome to the Farfar Mountains
  • 1:24The terrain gets sassy: gravel, descents, humps
  • 1:36Karthik and Rajesh — off-road therapists at work
  • 2:06My GoPro films sky for one full minute
  • 2:30The Chigee app betrayal: my wife is tracking me
  • 3:17A new gravel loop back to Khor Fakkan Road

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